Guns, booze, cigars, explody things, and naughty bits.

2013-04-16

Pressure Cooker Ban...

Pressure Cooker Ban in 3...2...1...

Because that will be DOING SOMETHING.

Liberal (pants shitting reactionaries) wont THINK, they'll just act.

Don't fix the PROBLEM, just remove some of the parts used.

Jay Mohr sees this as a reason to get rid of the 2nd amendment. I see Jay Mohr as a reason to get rid of the 1st.

Fuckwit.


Edited to add: Let's just put up some "bomb free" signs and think we have fixed something.



2013-04-07

Theft

A criminal breaks laws to steal from me.

A politician makes laws to steal from me.


That the latter seems to be acceptable is heinous, but both are evils that need to be fought.


2013-03-18

SteamProm

My son is going to prom with his GF dressed in steampunk.

He borrowed my brazing goggles. I loaned them with the stipulation that they be returned unaltered. Here is the modification to them as part of his outfit.




2013-02-07

Assault weapons

I'd like to pose a simple question or two.

Why was it, after the horrific attacks of September 11th of 2001, the blame for nearly 3000 deaths was focused on the terrorists that flew the Boeing 757 and 767 airplanes and not on the planes themselves?

Where was the call to declare these to be Assault Airplanes and prohibit their use? Why not limit the number of passengers on these high-capacity planes to ten? Why isn't there an outcry to make the city of New York a Plane-Free zone?



2013-01-30

Bacon Wickle Bloody Mary




Bacon Wickle Bloody Mary

In shaker with ice:
8 parts Smirnoff spicy Bloody Mary mix
2 parts Bakon vodka
1 part cream
1 part Wickles juice
Splash hot sauce

Shake. Pour.

1 shake Salad Supreme Seasoning
Garnish with bacon and Wickle pepper rings

Bottoms up!



2013-01-29

Listen to the voice of life

Listen to the voice of life and you will hear both the cries of sorrow and the delight of laughter.